Conversation before bed tonight:
Doug: If you think of it tomorrow, can you put these in the sun to charge?
Me: I won’t think of it. Leave me a note.
Doug: IF you think of it…
Me: I won’t. Just leave a note.
Doug: Here, I’ll put it on your phone.
Me: Then I’ll wonder “Why the hell did Doug put this on my phone?”
Doug: I’m going to bed.
This is what I saw when I walked through the kitchen 10 minutes later.