I saw this sign at Russo’s. Then I did a double take. And a triple take. And the guy across from me said “Yeah, I had to look at it a few times too!”
“I feel bad I don’t really need any!” I said.
“Bah! Get ’em anyway,” he said.
“I’m going on vacation, they’ll just sit in the fridge.”
“So what! Bring ’em with you!”
“You know?” I said, “That is an excellent idea!”
So I did.
