You know what’s weird? This conversation:
“I’m getting my vaccine this afternoon.”
“Oh! Congratulations!”
What a strange thing to be congratulated for. I wonder when it will become routine, like a flu shot.
Conversation this morning when I have finally come downstairs.
Doug: So…happy valentine’s day.
Me: Oh yeah. That. Happy valentine’s day.
Doug: Would you like potato pancakes for breakfast?
Me: Can you make them heart-shaped
Doug (pause) Would you like normal potato pancakes for breakfast?
But then he did this anyway. Because he’s Doug.