I often find bruises on myself with no idea where they came from. So leave it to me to get one on the pad of my left pinky finger.
shot
hidden among the coats
branch on a wire
tunnel cat
isn’t it romantic
Conversation this morning when I have finally come downstairs.
Doug: So…happy valentine’s day.
Me: Oh yeah. That. Happy valentine’s day.
Doug: Would you like potato pancakes for breakfast?
Me: Can you make them heart-shaped
Doug (pause) Would you like normal potato pancakes for breakfast?
But then he did this anyway. Because he’s Doug.