Lis's Project 365

Frozen in fear, the ostrich is unable to summon the strength for one kick against the squirrel’s vicious claws!

if a squirrel and a penguin ever found themselves in the same place at the same time, I can only hope it would look something like this.

I ordered a bunch of plastic animals (and one person) for work, and while I knew they wouldn’t be anything close to scale, the squirrel struck me as particularly hilarious. I will spend the rest of the week photographing him taking on more exciting challengers!

complete with real olives!  from Marliave, where we had dinner last night before the Weird Al concert. An outstanding meal, I must say.

from the yard sale at work. I wonder if anyone actually bought it..

it sounds like the beginning of a joke:  so these two ducks and an ant walk into a bar, and the bartender says….

if I had a super fancy schmacy camera, I could probably have caught this better, but given I have a little weenie camera, I thought this came out pretty fair.

when there’s an alligator in your office, it can be a surprise when you’ve forgotten about it over the weekend.

Taking advantage of this freakish weather* to wash the kitchen rug and let it dry in the sun.

so I went to the hardware store to buy all this pipe insulation and one of the employees said I was smart to get it now and get the pipes taken care of, and I say no, I am actually using it to build roller coasters.  I have similar conversations on a fairly regular basis.