hopscotch

Ashrita Furman holds the Guinness record for fastest hopscotch game, at 1 minute, 8 seconds. He also holds the record for 110 other things, thus making him the record holder for the person with the most records. He clearly needs to make some friends.
July 20 2010

product labels

You know this sticker is here because some moron drank this torch fuel and then sued. Not a child, who probably couldn’t read what it was, but an adult who really should know better. Or possibly a drunk college student, who thought he’d drink it then spit it out and light it on fire. Yes, that was probably it.
July 19 2010

Eliot

This is Eliot the umbrella cockatoo, who came to work today. He is very affectionate and also loves attention–when he’s not getting any, he screams. Continuously. He’s actually sitting on my arm in this picture, while I held the camera in the other hand.July 17 2010

gulls growing

The gull chicks on the roof have grown quite a bit since the last time I posted. The chicks are wandering farther from the nest, exploring the rest of the roof while the parents stand nearby. They are strengthening their wings, such as they are at this point, by flapping them about and jumping up on the roof ledge. It’s really fun to watch them.
July 16 2010

mall trees

like I’m going to walk through these plaster and paper tress and say “oh, it’s just like being in real nature!”
July 12 2010
PS.  I got “spoken to” for taking this photo. (This mall is far too pretentious to actually yell at people.) It’s against the rules. It was entirely unclear why.