Every time I walk by this table at work, I do a double take–I always think that the bottle of flavored syrup is some kind of booze. Now, I’m pretty sure that same bottle has been there for years, so for all I know, it is booze by now, but that’s not the point I’m trying to make here.
space blankets
No, they’re not body bags. There was a fire alarm at work today; we keep these bags of “space blankets” in the fire exit stairwells for giving to visitors who don’t have coats with them. Which was a lot of kids today. They’re a good thing to have, but are a pain to refold and stuff back into these bags.