(with apologies to Soundgarden)
If you cannot use your hands
This could be part of your plan, spoon hat
Pick your things up one by one
Even though it can’t be done, spoon hat
Spoon hat, on the head of my friend Matt
Try it–can you pick up this and that?
Spoon hat
With a spoon upon your head
Pick stuff up, that’s what I said, spoon hat
Load it up until it’s full
Though it’s just impossible, spoon hat
Pick your things up one by one
Even though it can’t be done, spoon hat