I often find bruises on myself with no idea where they came from. So leave it to me to get one on the pad of my left pinky finger.
Month: February 2021
shot
hidden among the coats
branch on a wire
tunnel cat
isn’t it romantic
Conversation this morning when I have finally come downstairs.
Doug: So…happy valentine’s day.
Me: Oh yeah. That. Happy valentine’s day.
Doug: Would you like potato pancakes for breakfast?
Me: Can you make them heart-shaped
Doug (pause) Would you like normal potato pancakes for breakfast?
But then he did this anyway. Because he’s Doug.