A funny thing happens when you move a big CRT TV like ours: it goes out of alignment. The TV is facing a different direction with respect to the earth’s magnetic field, and plus I suspect getting jostled around on the truck and stairs didn’t do it any favors. In this picture, you can see that the text is crooked — it’s not the photo, it’s the actual picture on the TV itself.
I dug up my instructions and notes on this TV’s service mode and corrected this issue tonight.