{"id":966,"date":"2012-04-06T18:46:02","date_gmt":"2012-04-06T18:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2012\/04\/06\/ex-pantry\/"},"modified":"2012-04-06T18:46:02","modified_gmt":"2012-04-06T18:46:02","slug":"ex-pantry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2012\/04\/06\/ex-pantry\/","title":{"rendered":"ex-pantry"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>this used to be the pantry. now it&#8217;s a miniature torture device.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;put them in the iron maiden.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div>&#8220;excellent!&#8221;<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;execute them.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;bogus.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/lis_project_365\/assets_c\/2012\/04\/DSCN0852-5588.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/lis_project_365\/assets_c\/2012\/04\/DSCN0852-thumb-512x682-5588.jpg\" width=\"512\" height=\"682\" alt=\"April 6 2012\" class=\"mt-image-none\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this used to be the pantry. now it&#8217;s a miniature torture device. &#8220;put them in the iron maiden.&#8221; &#8220;excellent!&#8221; &#8220;execute them.&#8221; &#8220;bogus.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-966","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=966"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/966\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}