{"id":7300,"date":"2026-07-16T15:42:59","date_gmt":"2026-07-16T19:42:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=7300"},"modified":"2026-07-17T08:47:15","modified_gmt":"2026-07-17T12:47:15","slug":"orange-cheetos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2026\/07\/16\/orange-cheetos\/","title":{"rendered":"orange cheetos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been stuck at home due to the poor air quality, so photo options have been limited.\u00a0 Inspiration struck when I heard about more stupid shit that the Douchenozzle in Washington is up to&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260715_194031297-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7301\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260715_194031297-477x500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"477\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260715_194031297-477x500.jpg 477w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260715_194031297-977x1024.jpg 977w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260715_194031297-191x200.jpg 191w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260715_194031297-768x805.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260715_194031297-1465x1536.jpg 1465w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260715_194031297-1953x2048.jpg 1953w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 477px) 100vw, 477px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been stuck at home due to the poor air quality, so photo options have been limited.\u00a0 Inspiration struck when I heard about more stupid shit that the Douchenozzle in Washington is up to&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7300"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7303,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7300\/revisions\/7303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}