{"id":7288,"date":"2026-07-12T20:23:26","date_gmt":"2026-07-13T00:23:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=7288"},"modified":"2026-07-13T09:24:18","modified_gmt":"2026-07-13T13:24:18","slug":"theyre-not-kidding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2026\/07\/12\/theyre-not-kidding\/","title":{"rendered":"they&#8217;re not kidding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was highly amused by this sign in The Bluebird Bar&#8217;s restroom.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260712_220701611-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7289\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260712_220701611-487x500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"487\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260712_220701611-487x500.jpg 487w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260712_220701611-998x1024.jpg 998w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260712_220701611-195x200.jpg 195w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260712_220701611-768x788.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260712_220701611-1497x1536.jpg 1497w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/07\/PXL_20260712_220701611-1996x2048.jpg 1996w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 487px) 100vw, 487px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was highly amused by this sign in The Bluebird Bar&#8217;s restroom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7288"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7290,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7288\/revisions\/7290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}