{"id":7079,"date":"2026-05-02T15:32:34","date_gmt":"2026-05-02T19:32:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=7079"},"modified":"2026-05-03T10:35:16","modified_gmt":"2026-05-03T14:35:16","slug":"constitutional-scrabble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2026\/05\/02\/constitutional-scrabble\/","title":{"rendered":"Constitutional Scrabble"},"content":{"rendered":"

My hairdresser has this set up in her waiting area.\u00a0 She’s very liberal.\u00a0 Also very Christian.\u00a0 She has made statements like “Do you think Jesus gives a shit if you’re gay?\u00a0 He doesn’t fuckin’ care!”\u00a0 \u00a0 She cracks me up.<\/p>\n

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My hairdresser has this set up in her waiting area.\u00a0 She’s very liberal.\u00a0 Also very Christian.\u00a0 She has made statements like “Do you think Jesus gives a shit if you’re gay?\u00a0 He doesn’t fuckin’ care!”\u00a0 \u00a0 She cracks me up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7079","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7079","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7079"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7079\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7081,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7079\/revisions\/7081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7079"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7079"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7079"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}