{"id":6519,"date":"2025-09-22T19:18:55","date_gmt":"2025-09-22T23:18:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=6519"},"modified":"2025-09-24T09:21:17","modified_gmt":"2025-09-24T13:21:17","slug":"macro-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2025\/09\/22\/macro-hair\/","title":{"rendered":"macro: hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When my haircut was finished,\u00a0 I stood up and said, &#8220;I need to take a picture of my hair.&#8221;\u00a0 And the stylist said &#8220;Give me your phone, I&#8217;ll take it.&#8221;\u00a0 And I said, &#8220;No, not THIS hair&#8221; (pointing at my head)\u00a0 &#8220;THIS hair!&#8221; (pointing at the floor).<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6520\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/09\/PXL_20250922_180341648-500x396.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"396\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/09\/PXL_20250922_180341648-500x396.jpg 500w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/09\/PXL_20250922_180341648-1024x811.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/09\/PXL_20250922_180341648-200x158.jpg 200w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/09\/PXL_20250922_180341648-768x609.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/09\/PXL_20250922_180341648-1536x1217.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/09\/PXL_20250922_180341648.jpg 1546w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When my haircut was finished,\u00a0 I stood up and said, &#8220;I need to take a picture of my hair.&#8221;\u00a0 And the stylist said &#8220;Give me your phone, I&#8217;ll take it.&#8221;\u00a0 And I said, &#8220;No, not THIS hair&#8221; (pointing at my head)\u00a0 &#8220;THIS hair!&#8221; (pointing at the floor).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6519"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6519\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6521,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6519\/revisions\/6521"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}