{"id":5734,"date":"2023-05-31T17:33:11","date_gmt":"2023-05-31T21:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=5734"},"modified":"2023-05-31T17:33:11","modified_gmt":"2023-05-31T21:33:11","slug":"shoe-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2023\/05\/31\/shoe-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"shoe fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Went to an actual brick-and-mortar shoe store.\u00a0 Fail.<br \/>\nOrdered a few pairs online.\u00a0 Fail.<br \/>\nI loathe shopping for shoes.\u00a0 I&#8217;d rather shop for a\u00a0 bra.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2023\/05\/PXL_20230531_211321266-2-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5735\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2023\/05\/PXL_20230531_211321266-2-500x485.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"485\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2023\/05\/PXL_20230531_211321266-2-500x485.jpg 500w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2023\/05\/PXL_20230531_211321266-2-1024x993.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2023\/05\/PXL_20230531_211321266-2-200x194.jpg 200w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2023\/05\/PXL_20230531_211321266-2-768x745.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2023\/05\/PXL_20230531_211321266-2-1536x1490.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2023\/05\/PXL_20230531_211321266-2-2048x1986.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Went to an actual brick-and-mortar shoe store.\u00a0 Fail. Ordered a few pairs online.\u00a0 Fail. I loathe shopping for shoes.\u00a0 I&#8217;d rather shop for a\u00a0 bra.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5734"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5736,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5734\/revisions\/5736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}