{"id":5329,"date":"2021-04-24T19:57:34","date_gmt":"2021-04-24T23:57:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=5329"},"modified":"2021-04-25T10:02:13","modified_gmt":"2021-04-25T14:02:13","slug":"shes-got-legs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2021\/04\/24\/shes-got-legs\/","title":{"rendered":"she&#8217;s got legs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I waited outside a local thrift store today, I listened to the woman ahead of me chatting to her friend.\u00a0 It went something like this:<br \/>\n&#8220;Thrift stores always have crazy things like this.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I have a bunch of things like this at home.\u00a0 I really don&#8217;t need anymore.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;The legs I have at home don&#8217;t stand up by themselves like these do.\u00a0 I have to store them upside down.\u00a0 These are better.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I wonder how much they are.&#8221;<br \/>\nAt this point she goes to speak to an employee.\u00a0 The employee disappears for a moment and come back with a SOLD tag that she attaches to the legs.<br \/>\nHilarious.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2021\/04\/IMG_20210424_111007-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5330\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2021\/04\/IMG_20210424_111007-500x486.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"486\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2021\/04\/IMG_20210424_111007-500x486.jpg 500w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2021\/04\/IMG_20210424_111007-1024x994.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2021\/04\/IMG_20210424_111007-200x194.jpg 200w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2021\/04\/IMG_20210424_111007-768x746.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2021\/04\/IMG_20210424_111007-1536x1491.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2021\/04\/IMG_20210424_111007-2048x1989.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I waited outside a local thrift store today, I listened to the woman ahead of me chatting to her friend.\u00a0 It went something like this: &#8220;Thrift stores always have crazy things like this.&#8221; &#8220;I have a bunch of things like this at home.\u00a0 I really don&#8217;t need anymore.&#8221; &#8220;The legs I have at home &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2021\/04\/24\/shes-got-legs\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">she&#8217;s got legs<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5329"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5331,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5329\/revisions\/5331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}