{"id":498,"date":"2010-10-20T21:20:55","date_gmt":"2010-10-20T21:20:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2010\/10\/20\/advertisement\/"},"modified":"2010-10-20T21:20:55","modified_gmt":"2010-10-20T21:20:55","slug":"advertisement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2010\/10\/20\/advertisement\/","title":{"rendered":"advertisement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I do not understand this ad campaign.&nbsp; Why will Svedka win best vodka in 2033? Does it suck now, and it will take that long for them to get it right? And how do they know that anyway? And why should we care about it now? Why do robots like Svedka&#8211;is it really some kind of oil or mechanical lubricant that&#8217;s good for robots?&nbsp; Speaking of robots, do they need to have big tits?<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/lis_project_365\/assets_c\/2010\/10\/IMG_3064-3150.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/lis_project_365\/assets_c\/2010\/10\/IMG_3064-thumb-512x384-3150.jpg\" alt=\"October 20 2010\" class=\"mt-image-none\" height=\"384\" width=\"512\" \/><\/a><br \/>I just don&#8217;t get the whole thing. <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I do not understand this ad campaign.&nbsp; Why will Svedka win best vodka in 2033? Does it suck now, and it will take that long for them to get it right? And how do they know that anyway? And why should we care about it now? Why do robots like Svedka&#8211;is it really some kind &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2010\/10\/20\/advertisement\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">advertisement<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}