{"id":4882,"date":"2020-06-20T18:33:32","date_gmt":"2020-06-20T22:33:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=4882"},"modified":"2020-06-20T18:33:32","modified_gmt":"2020-06-20T22:33:32","slug":"not-on-the-rug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2020\/06\/20\/not-on-the-rug\/","title":{"rendered":"not on the rug!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;ve ever had cats, you know how this goes.\u00a0 You hear The Noise.\u00a0 You rush to the scene.\u00a0 &#8220;No, no!!! Not on the rug! It was just vacuumed!&#8221;<br \/>\nSometimes, you need to be careful what you wish for.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/06\/IMG_20200620_174203-scaled.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4883\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/06\/IMG_20200620_174203-500x375.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/06\/IMG_20200620_174203-500x375.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/06\/IMG_20200620_174203-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/06\/IMG_20200620_174203-200x150.jpeg 200w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/06\/IMG_20200620_174203-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/06\/IMG_20200620_174203-1536x1152.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2020\/06\/IMG_20200620_174203-2048x1536.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;ve ever had cats, you know how this goes.\u00a0 You hear The Noise.\u00a0 You rush to the scene.\u00a0 &#8220;No, no!!! Not on the rug! It was just vacuumed!&#8221; Sometimes, you need to be careful what you wish for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4882"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4882\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4884,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4882\/revisions\/4884"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}