{"id":4515,"date":"2019-12-05T18:50:36","date_gmt":"2019-12-05T23:50:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=4515"},"modified":"2019-12-05T18:50:36","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T23:50:36","slug":"jew-in-some-poo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2019\/12\/05\/jew-in-some-poo\/","title":{"rendered":"Jew in some poo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not a fan of the Elf on a Shelf, but whatever.\u00a0 When the Mensch on a Bench came up, I thought &#8220;cute rhyme, unnecessary idea.&#8221;\u00a0 Now we&#8217;ve got two more stupid so-called Hannukah versions?\u00a0 \u00a0Enough!\u00a0 Just because there&#8217;s a Christmas thing, there doesn&#8217;t have to be a Hannukah equivalent.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191205_124616_1.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4516\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191205_124616_1-500x374.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"374\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191205_124616_1-500x374.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191205_124616_1-200x149.jpeg 200w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191205_124616_1-768x574.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/12\/IMG_20191205_124616_1-1024x765.jpeg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not a fan of the Elf on a Shelf, but whatever.\u00a0 When the Mensch on a Bench came up, I thought &#8220;cute rhyme, unnecessary idea.&#8221;\u00a0 Now we&#8217;ve got two more stupid so-called Hannukah versions?\u00a0 \u00a0Enough!\u00a0 Just because there&#8217;s a Christmas thing, there doesn&#8217;t have to be a Hannukah equivalent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4515"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4515\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4517,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4515\/revisions\/4517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}