{"id":4038,"date":"2019-02-20T18:14:27","date_gmt":"2019-02-20T23:14:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=4038"},"modified":"2019-02-20T18:14:27","modified_gmt":"2019-02-20T23:14:27","slug":"car-lot-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2019\/02\/20\/car-lot-guy\/","title":{"rendered":"car lot guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is it me, or does this piece of celery look like one of those wavy air-powered things you see in the lots of car dealerships?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/02\/celery.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4039\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/02\/celery-500x401.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"401\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/02\/celery-500x401.jpg 500w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/02\/celery-200x160.jpg 200w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/02\/celery-768x615.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/02\/celery-1024x820.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is it me, or does this piece of celery look like one of those wavy air-powered things you see in the lots of car dealerships?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4038","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4038"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4038\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4040,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4038\/revisions\/4040"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4038"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4038"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4038"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}