{"id":4002,"date":"2019-01-28T18:11:51","date_gmt":"2019-01-28T23:11:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=4002"},"modified":"2019-01-28T18:11:51","modified_gmt":"2019-01-28T23:11:51","slug":"flippity-floppity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2019\/01\/28\/flippity-floppity\/","title":{"rendered":"flippity floppity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s only a couple places where it is appropriate to wear flip flops:<br \/>\n1.\u00a0 the beach<\/p>\n<p>2. someplace with a shower that&#8217;s been used by lots of people before you.\u00a0 Like the gym, where I took this picture.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s pretty much it.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/01\/DSCN3341.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4003\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/01\/DSCN3341-500x375.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/01\/DSCN3341-500x375.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/01\/DSCN3341-200x150.jpeg 200w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/01\/DSCN3341-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2019\/01\/DSCN3341-1024x768.jpeg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s only a couple places where it is appropriate to wear flip flops: 1.\u00a0 the beach 2. someplace with a shower that&#8217;s been used by lots of people before you.\u00a0 Like the gym, where I took this picture. That&#8217;s pretty much it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4002"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4004,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4002\/revisions\/4004"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}