{"id":3756,"date":"2018-08-11T20:51:00","date_gmt":"2018-08-12T00:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=3756"},"modified":"2018-08-12T09:53:13","modified_gmt":"2018-08-12T13:53:13","slug":"i-dont-need-no-stinking-badges","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2018\/08\/11\/i-dont-need-no-stinking-badges\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t need no stinking badges"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My workplace has a table at Comic Con this weekend, but a limited number of badges.\u00a0 I was supposed to text my colleague when I arrived and she was to come out and meet me to deliver the badge.\u00a0 At each checkpoint, I looked around for her, and then proceeded to the next checkpoint. When I arrived at our table, she said &#8220;Oh! You&#8217;re here!&#8221; and I said &#8220;Yep.\u00a0 Security sucks.&#8221;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2018\/08\/DSCN2843.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3757\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2018\/08\/DSCN2843-500x375.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2018\/08\/DSCN2843-500x375.jpg 500w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2018\/08\/DSCN2843-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2018\/08\/DSCN2843-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2018\/08\/DSCN2843-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My workplace has a table at Comic Con this weekend, but a limited number of badges.\u00a0 I was supposed to text my colleague when I arrived and she was to come out and meet me to deliver the badge.\u00a0 At each checkpoint, I looked around for her, and then proceeded to the next checkpoint. When &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2018\/08\/11\/i-dont-need-no-stinking-badges\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I don&#8217;t need no stinking badges<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3756"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3758,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3756\/revisions\/3758"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}