{"id":3234,"date":"2017-08-17T12:16:40","date_gmt":"2017-08-17T16:16:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=3234"},"modified":"2017-08-17T12:16:40","modified_gmt":"2017-08-17T16:16:40","slug":"get-em-while-theyre-cheap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2017\/08\/17\/get-em-while-theyre-cheap\/","title":{"rendered":"get ’em while they’re cheap"},"content":{"rendered":"

I saw this sign at Russo’s. \u00a0Then I did a double take. \u00a0And a triple take. \u00a0And the guy across from me said “Yeah, I had to look at it a few times too!”
\n“I feel bad I don’t really need any!” \u00a0I said.
\n“Bah! \u00a0Get ’em anyway,” \u00a0he said.
\n“I’m going on vacation, they’ll just sit in the fridge.”
\n“So what! \u00a0Bring ’em with you!”
\n“You know?” I said, “That is an excellent idea!”
\nSo I did.<\/p>\n

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I saw this sign at Russo’s. \u00a0Then I did a double take. \u00a0And a triple take. \u00a0And the guy across from me said “Yeah, I had to look at it a few times too!” “I feel bad I don’t really need any!” \u00a0I said. “Bah! \u00a0Get ’em anyway,” \u00a0he said. “I’m going on vacation, they’ll … Continue reading get ’em while they’re cheap<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3234"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3236,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3234\/revisions\/3236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}