{"id":3183,"date":"2017-07-19T19:17:58","date_gmt":"2017-07-19T23:17:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=3183"},"modified":"2017-07-20T07:19:39","modified_gmt":"2017-07-20T11:19:39","slug":"roll-out-the-barrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2017\/07\/19\/roll-out-the-barrel\/","title":{"rendered":"roll out the barrel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today at work, this happened. \u00a0My coworker Dianne got inside this barrel, which was decorated with foam pieces, and painted by some nearby toddlers. Then, 2 other coworkers pushed her across the ground to make a nifty pattern on a piece of paper. \u00a0Because that&#8217;s what happens during my workday.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3184\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2017\/07\/Screen-Shot-2017-07-20-at-7.17.21-AM-500x392.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"392\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2017\/07\/Screen-Shot-2017-07-20-at-7.17.21-AM-500x392.png 500w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2017\/07\/Screen-Shot-2017-07-20-at-7.17.21-AM-200x157.png 200w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2017\/07\/Screen-Shot-2017-07-20-at-7.17.21-AM-768x602.png 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2017\/07\/Screen-Shot-2017-07-20-at-7.17.21-AM.png 1004w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today at work, this happened. \u00a0My coworker Dianne got inside this barrel, which was decorated with foam pieces, and painted by some nearby toddlers. Then, 2 other coworkers pushed her across the ground to make a nifty pattern on a piece of paper. \u00a0Because that&#8217;s what happens during my workday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3183"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3185,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3183\/revisions\/3185"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}