{"id":2620,"date":"2016-08-10T19:12:32","date_gmt":"2016-08-10T23:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=2620"},"modified":"2016-08-11T09:22:04","modified_gmt":"2016-08-11T13:22:04","slug":"oh-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2016\/08\/10\/oh-baby\/","title":{"rendered":"oh baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The people I work with are just as sick and twisted as people anywhere else. \u00a0This baby sits on my coworker&#8217;s desk. \u00a0Various people have added a pierced ear, a tattoo, and a nose ring \u00a0I gave it the bone to chew on. \u00a0To the best of my knowledge, it doesn&#8217;t have a \u00a0name.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2621\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/08\/DSCN0440-500x411.jpg\" alt=\"DSCN0440\" width=\"500\" height=\"411\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/08\/DSCN0440-500x411.jpg 500w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/08\/DSCN0440-200x164.jpg 200w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/08\/DSCN0440-768x631.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/08\/DSCN0440-1024x841.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The people I work with are just as sick and twisted as people anywhere else. \u00a0This baby sits on my coworker&#8217;s desk. \u00a0Various people have added a pierced ear, a tattoo, and a nose ring \u00a0I gave it the bone to chew on. \u00a0To the best of my knowledge, it doesn&#8217;t have a \u00a0name.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2620"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2620\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2622,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2620\/revisions\/2622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}