{"id":2604,"date":"2016-07-26T18:41:05","date_gmt":"2016-07-26T22:41:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=2604"},"modified":"2016-07-26T18:41:05","modified_gmt":"2016-07-26T22:41:05","slug":"why-is-there-a-watermelon-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2016\/07\/26\/why-is-there-a-watermelon-there\/","title":{"rendered":"why is there a watermelon there?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the question I asked my coworker when I walked by her office this afternoon. \u00a0Sadly, she did not know the correct answer. \u00a0 (If you also do not know the correct answer, please watch this clip from &#8220;The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai&#8221; \u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bpVXpCNFOSg\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bpVXpCNFOSg<\/a>\u00a0)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2605\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/07\/DSCN0407-500x409.jpg\" alt=\"DSCN0407\" width=\"500\" height=\"409\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/07\/DSCN0407-500x409.jpg 500w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/07\/DSCN0407-200x163.jpg 200w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/07\/DSCN0407-768x628.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2016\/07\/DSCN0407-1024x837.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the question I asked my coworker when I walked by her office this afternoon. \u00a0Sadly, she did not know the correct answer. \u00a0 (If you also do not know the correct answer, please watch this clip from &#8220;The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai&#8221; \u00a0 https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bpVXpCNFOSg\u00a0)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2604"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2606,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2604\/revisions\/2606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}