{"id":2224,"date":"2015-12-17T17:42:25","date_gmt":"2015-12-17T22:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=2224"},"modified":"2015-12-17T17:42:25","modified_gmt":"2015-12-17T22:42:25","slug":"bert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2015\/12\/17\/bert\/","title":{"rendered":"Bert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is exactly what it appears to be&#8211;a giant Bert-head Pez dispenser. \u00a0Apparently, if batteries are installed, it will talk to you. \u00a0I don&#8217;t know what it would say.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2015\/12\/DSCN8681.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2225\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2015\/12\/DSCN8681-355x500.jpg\" alt=\"DSCN8681\" width=\"355\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2015\/12\/DSCN8681-355x500.jpg 355w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2015\/12\/DSCN8681-142x200.jpg 142w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2015\/12\/DSCN8681-727x1024.jpg 727w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 355px) 100vw, 355px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is exactly what it appears to be&#8211;a giant Bert-head Pez dispenser. \u00a0Apparently, if batteries are installed, it will talk to you. \u00a0I don&#8217;t know what it would say.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2224","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2224","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2224"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2224\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2226,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2224\/revisions\/2226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2224"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2224"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2224"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}