{"id":1514,"date":"2014-08-19T20:01:15","date_gmt":"2014-08-19T20:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2014\/08\/19\/tomatoes\/"},"modified":"2014-08-19T20:01:15","modified_gmt":"2014-08-19T20:01:15","slug":"tomatoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2014\/08\/19\/tomatoes\/","title":{"rendered":"tomatoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;<span>Now then, there are some things I don&#8217;t like the looks of, even though I know what they are. Sliced tomatoes. I just don&#8217;t care for the way they look. Looks like a little pink bicycle tire, you know? Well, I don&#8217;t eat bicycle tires. Why should I eat a little pink one? The real trouble with tomatoes- sliced tomatoes, especially- is that they don&#8217;t look like they&#8217;re finished developing yet. You know, looks like they&#8217;re still in the larva stage. There&#8217;s thousands of seeds in there and a whole bunch of jelly-looking stuff, man! &#8221; \u00a0 \u00a0&#8211;George Carlin<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/lis_project_365\/assets_c\/2014\/08\/DSCN6501-8799.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/lis_project_365\/assets_c\/2014\/08\/DSCN6501-thumb-512xauto-8799.jpg\" width=\"512\" height=\"384\" alt=\"August 19 2014\" class=\"mt-image-none\" \/><\/a><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Now then, there are some things I don&#8217;t like the looks of, even though I know what they are. Sliced tomatoes. I just don&#8217;t care for the way they look. Looks like a little pink bicycle tire, you know? Well, I don&#8217;t eat bicycle tires. Why should I eat a little pink one? The real &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2014\/08\/19\/tomatoes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">tomatoes<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}