{"id":151,"date":"2009-05-27T19:10:35","date_gmt":"2009-05-27T19:10:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2009\/05\/27\/sock_monkey\/"},"modified":"2009-05-27T19:10:35","modified_gmt":"2009-05-27T19:10:35","slug":"sock_monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2009\/05\/27\/sock_monkey\/","title":{"rendered":"sock monkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(with apologies to songwriter <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qYodWEKCuGg&amp;feature=related\">Jonathan Coulton<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<font face=\"Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial\" size=\"-1\">Sock Monkey so freaky<br \/>\n<br \/>Sock Monkey has scary beady eyes<br \/>\n<br \/>Sock Monkey very simple toy<br \/>with such big creepy bright red lips<br \/>\n<br \/>Sock Monkey for you<br \/>\n<br \/>Sock Monkey for you&#8221;<br \/><\/font><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/lis_project_365\/assets_c\/2009\/05\/IMG_3679-895.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/lis_project_365\/assets_c\/2009\/05\/IMG_3679-thumb-512x384-895.jpg\" alt=\"May 27 2009\" class=\"mt-image-none\" height=\"384\" width=\"512\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(with apologies to songwriter Jonathan Coulton) &#8220;Sock Monkey so freaky Sock Monkey has scary beady eyes Sock Monkey very simple toywith such big creepy bright red lips Sock Monkey for you Sock Monkey for you&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}