{"id":140,"date":"2009-05-16T18:39:29","date_gmt":"2009-05-16T18:39:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2009\/05\/16\/bite_me\/"},"modified":"2009-05-16T18:39:29","modified_gmt":"2009-05-16T18:39:29","slug":"bite_me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2009\/05\/16\/bite_me\/","title":{"rendered":"bite me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>and this, boys and girls, is why you don&#8217;t go sticking your fingers into animals&#8217; cages. let that be a lesson to you.<br \/><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/lis_project_365\/assets_c\/2009\/05\/IMG_3640-829.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/lis_project_365\/assets_c\/2009\/05\/IMG_3640-thumb-512x384-829.jpg\" alt=\"May 16 2009\" class=\"mt-image-none\" height=\"384\" width=\"512\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>the animal, by the way, was a ferret. <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and this, boys and girls, is why you don&#8217;t go sticking your fingers into animals&#8217; cages. let that be a lesson to you. the animal, by the way, was a ferret.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}