{"id":1393,"date":"2014-01-24T18:13:31","date_gmt":"2014-01-24T18:13:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2014\/01\/24\/coffee_table\/"},"modified":"2014-01-24T18:13:31","modified_gmt":"2014-01-24T18:13:31","slug":"coffee_table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2014\/01\/24\/coffee_table\/","title":{"rendered":"coffee table"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I walk by this table at work, I do a double take&#8211;I always think that the bottle of flavored syrup is some kind of booze. \u00a0Now, I&#8217;m \u00a0pretty sure that same bottle has been there for years, so for all I know, it <span style=\"text-decoration: underline\">is<\/span> booze by now, but that&#8217;s not the point I&#8217;m trying to make here.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/lis_project_365\/assets_c\/2014\/01\/DSCN5220-7994.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/lis_project_365\/assets_c\/2014\/01\/DSCN5220-thumb-512xauto-7994.jpg\" width=\"512\" height=\"384\" alt=\"January 24 2014\" class=\"mt-image-none\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every time I walk by this table at work, I do a double take&#8211;I always think that the bottle of flavored syrup is some kind of booze. \u00a0Now, I&#8217;m \u00a0pretty sure that same bottle has been there for years, so for all I know, it is booze by now, but that&#8217;s not the point I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2014\/01\/24\/coffee_table\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">coffee table<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}