{"id":117,"date":"2009-04-23T21:24:50","date_gmt":"2009-04-23T21:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2009\/04\/23\/hair\/"},"modified":"2009-04-23T21:24:50","modified_gmt":"2009-04-23T21:24:50","slug":"hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2009\/04\/23\/hair\/","title":{"rendered":"Hair!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(by the late and very very great George Carlin)<br \/>I&#8217;m aware some stare at my hair.<br \/>\n<br \/>In fact, to be fair,<br \/>\n<br \/>Some really despair of my hair.<br \/>\n<br \/>But I don&#8217;t care,<br \/>\n<br \/>Cause they&#8217;re not aware,<br \/>\n<br \/>Nor are they devonaire.<br \/>\n<br \/>In fact, they&#8217;re just square.<\/p>\n<p>They see hair down to there,<br \/>\n<br \/>Say, &#8220;Beware&#8221; and go off on a tear!<br \/>\n<br \/>I say, &#8220;No fair!&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/>A head that&#8217;s bare is really nowhere.<br \/>\n<br \/>So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!<br \/>\n<br \/>Show it you care.<br \/>\n<br \/>Wear it to there.<br \/>\n<br \/>Or to there.<br \/>\n<br \/>Or to there, if you dare!<\/p>\n<p>My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.<br \/>\n<br \/>Did I care?<br \/>\n<br \/>Au contraire!<br \/>\n<br \/>Spare hair is fair!<br \/>\n<br \/>In fact, hair can be rare.<br \/>\n<br \/>Fred Astair got no hair,<br \/>\n<br \/>Nor does a chair,<br \/>\n<br \/>Nor nor a chocolate eclair,<br \/>\n<br \/>And where is the hair on a pear?<br \/>\n<br \/>Nowhere, mon frere!<\/p>\n<p>So now that I&#8217;ve shared this affair of the hair,<br \/>\n<br \/>I&#8217;m going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?<br \/><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/lis_project_365\/assets_c\/2009\/04\/IMG_3493-690.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/lis_project_365\/assets_c\/2009\/04\/IMG_3493-thumb-512x384-690.jpg\" alt=\"April 23 2009\" class=\"mt-image-none\" height=\"384\" width=\"512\" \/><\/a><\/span> <\/p>\n<div>(I got a haircut today.)<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(by the late and very very great George Carlin)I&#8217;m aware some stare at my hair. In fact, to be fair, Some really despair of my hair. But I don&#8217;t care, Cause they&#8217;re not aware, Nor are they devonaire. In fact, they&#8217;re just square. They see hair down to there, Say, &#8220;Beware&#8221; and go off on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2009\/04\/23\/hair\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hair!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}