{"id":694,"date":"2012-01-02T19:42:43","date_gmt":"2012-01-02T19:42:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2012\/01\/02\/chocolate_bottles\/"},"modified":"2012-01-02T19:42:43","modified_gmt":"2012-01-02T19:42:43","slug":"chocolate_bottles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2012\/01\/02\/chocolate_bottles\/","title":{"rendered":"Chocolate bottles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We obtained these tiny chocolate bottles containing a liquid spirit center at a Yankee swap. They clearly do contain alcohol, but with so much sugar that even the Cutty Sark tastes like Robitussin. I think I&#8217;ll go rinse my mouth out with bourbon.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/doug_project_365\/assets_c\/2012\/01\/DCL_9584-5002.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/doug_project_365\/assets_c\/2012\/01\/DCL_9584-thumb-700x464-5002.jpg\" alt=\"DCL_9584.JPG\" class=\"mt-image-none\" height=\"464\" width=\"700\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We obtained these tiny chocolate bottles containing a liquid spirit center at a Yankee swap. They clearly do contain alcohol, but with so much sugar that even the Cutty Sark tastes like Robitussin. I think I&#8217;ll go rinse my mouth out with bourbon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=694"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/694\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}