{"id":4893,"date":"2024-09-09T20:08:26","date_gmt":"2024-09-10T00:08:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/?p=4893"},"modified":"2024-09-09T20:08:26","modified_gmt":"2024-09-10T00:08:26","slug":"chicken-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2024\/09\/09\/chicken-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is the chicken who lives on my desk. She was part of the gag birthday gifts from my coworkers when I turned 40. (I have no idea why she&#8217;s holding a golden egg \/ football.) We&#8217;re moving offices, and I think she&#8217;ll fit into one of the boxes, as packing material if nothing else, and continue to be a quirky co-occupant of my space in the new office.<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2024\/09\/2024-09-09-09.27.09-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4894\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2024\/09\/2024-09-09-09.27.09-600x452.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"452\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2024\/09\/2024-09-09-09.27.09-600x452.jpg 600w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2024\/09\/2024-09-09-09.27.09-1600x1205.jpg 1600w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2024\/09\/2024-09-09-09.27.09-200x151.jpg 200w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2024\/09\/2024-09-09-09.27.09-768x578.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2024\/09\/2024-09-09-09.27.09-1536x1157.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2024\/09\/2024-09-09-09.27.09-2048x1542.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2024\/09\/2024-09-09-09.27.09-1200x904.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the chicken who lives on my desk. She was part of the gag birthday gifts from my coworkers when I turned 40. (I have no idea why she&#8217;s holding a golden egg \/ football.) We&#8217;re moving offices, and I think she&#8217;ll fit into one of the boxes, as packing material if nothing else, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2024\/09\/09\/chicken-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Chicken&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4893"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4895,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4893\/revisions\/4895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}