{"id":4421,"date":"2022-04-23T15:13:19","date_gmt":"2022-04-23T19:13:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/?p=4421"},"modified":"2022-04-23T15:13:19","modified_gmt":"2022-04-23T19:13:19","slug":"defense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2022\/04\/23\/defense\/","title":{"rendered":"Defense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The fence is defense against whatever animal likes to behead our tulips just before they bloom. Well not this year, asshole, not this year.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/04\/DLZ_2969-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4422\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/04\/DLZ_2969-400x600.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/04\/DLZ_2969-400x600.jpg 400w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/04\/DLZ_2969-1067x1600.jpg 1067w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/04\/DLZ_2969-133x200.jpg 133w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/04\/DLZ_2969-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/04\/DLZ_2969-1024x1536.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/04\/DLZ_2969-1365x2048.jpg 1365w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2022\/04\/DLZ_2969-scaled.jpg 1707w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The fence is defense against whatever animal likes to behead our tulips just before they bloom. Well not this year, asshole, not this year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4421","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4421","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4421"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4421\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4423,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4421\/revisions\/4423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4421"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4421"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4421"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}