{"id":349,"date":"2009-12-11T20:23:46","date_gmt":"2009-12-11T20:23:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2009\/12\/11\/december_11\/"},"modified":"2009-12-11T20:23:46","modified_gmt":"2009-12-11T20:23:46","slug":"december_11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2009\/12\/11\/december_11\/","title":{"rendered":"December 11"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was so annoyed at the smoke detector near the kitchen tonight (&#8220;it&#8217;s not a a fire, it&#8217;s just homemade pizza, you stupid thing!&#8221;) that I flung it onto the floor to dislodge its batteries.<br \/>&nbsp; <br \/><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/doug_project_365\/assets_c\/2009\/12\/P1000852-2150.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/doug_project_365\/assets_c\/2009\/12\/P1000852-thumb-512x341-2150.jpg\" alt=\"P1000852.JPG\" class=\"mt-image-none\" width=\"512\" height=\"341\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Fortunately we have a spare. <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was so annoyed at the smoke detector near the kitchen tonight (&#8220;it&#8217;s not a a fire, it&#8217;s just homemade pizza, you stupid thing!&#8221;) that I flung it onto the floor to dislodge its batteries.&nbsp; Fortunately we have a spare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}