{"id":2791,"date":"2018-04-23T19:49:44","date_gmt":"2018-04-23T23:49:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/?p=2791"},"modified":"2018-04-23T19:49:44","modified_gmt":"2018-04-23T23:49:44","slug":"too-skinny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2018\/04\/23\/too-skinny\/","title":{"rendered":"Too skinny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have cooked some skinny asparagus in my day but this is ridiculous.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2018\/04\/2018-04-23-18.44.17.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2792\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2018\/04\/2018-04-23-18.44.17-450x600.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2018\/04\/2018-04-23-18.44.17-450x600.jpg 450w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2018\/04\/2018-04-23-18.44.17-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2018\/04\/2018-04-23-18.44.17-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2018\/04\/2018-04-23-18.44.17-1200x1600.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 450px) 85vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have cooked some skinny asparagus in my day but this is ridiculous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2791"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2791\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2793,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2791\/revisions\/2793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}