{"id":2569,"date":"2017-09-27T19:16:48","date_gmt":"2017-09-27T23:16:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/?p=2569"},"modified":"2017-09-27T19:16:48","modified_gmt":"2017-09-27T23:16:48","slug":"i-dont-care","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2017\/09\/27\/i-dont-care\/","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t care"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t care that it&#8217;s 80 degrees at 7pm. It&#8217;s September, dammit. I&#8217;m having a porter.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2017\/09\/DL5_2144-e1506554201262.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2570\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2017\/09\/DL5_2144-e1506554201262-400x600.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2017\/09\/DL5_2144-e1506554201262-400x600.jpg 400w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2017\/09\/DL5_2144-e1506554201262-133x200.jpg 133w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2017\/09\/DL5_2144-e1506554201262-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2017\/09\/DL5_2144-e1506554201262-1067x1600.jpg 1067w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 85vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t care that it&#8217;s 80 degrees at 7pm. It&#8217;s September, dammit. I&#8217;m having a porter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2569"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2571,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569\/revisions\/2571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}