{"id":2012,"date":"2016-06-14T19:55:42","date_gmt":"2016-06-14T23:55:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/?p=2012"},"modified":"2016-06-14T19:55:42","modified_gmt":"2016-06-14T23:55:42","slug":"pining-for-the-fjords","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2016\/06\/14\/pining-for-the-fjords\/","title":{"rendered":"Pining for the fjords"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought myself a small tablet &#8212; primarily for reading &#8212; and chose a cover with maps on it rather than a boring plain color. I choose to believe that it represents an alternative reality in which Finland (and Belgium and the Netherlands) are missing and the rest of Europe misshapen, rather than incompetent mapmakers who don&#8217;t give a shit.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2016\/06\/DL5_0368.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2013\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2016\/06\/DL5_0368-600x400.jpg\" alt=\"DL5_0368\" width=\"600\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2016\/06\/DL5_0368-600x400.jpg 600w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2016\/06\/DL5_0368-200x133.jpg 200w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2016\/06\/DL5_0368-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/5\/2016\/06\/DL5_0368-1600x1067.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought myself a small tablet &#8212; primarily for reading &#8212; and chose a cover with maps on it rather than a boring plain color. I choose to believe that it represents an alternative reality in which Finland (and Belgium and the Netherlands) are missing and the rest of Europe misshapen, rather than incompetent mapmakers &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2016\/06\/14\/pining-for-the-fjords\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Pining for the fjords&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2012"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2014,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2012\/revisions\/2014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}