{"id":1160,"date":"2014-07-12T19:04:55","date_gmt":"2014-07-12T19:04:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2014\/07\/12\/doomed\/"},"modified":"2014-07-12T19:04:55","modified_gmt":"2014-07-12T19:04:55","slug":"doomed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/2014\/07\/12\/doomed\/","title":{"rendered":"Doomed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If god intended for us to eat lobsters, he would have made them very tasty.\u00a0 Oh wait.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/doug_project_365\/assets_c\/2014\/07\/DCL_2808-8661.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/doug_project_365\/assets_c\/2014\/07\/DCL_2808-thumb-700xauto-8661.jpg\" alt=\"DCL_2808.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-none\" height=\"465\" width=\"700\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If god intended for us to eat lobsters, he would have made them very tasty.\u00a0 Oh wait.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/doug365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}