{"id":6883,"date":"2026-02-16T11:57:21","date_gmt":"2026-02-16T16:57:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=6883"},"modified":"2026-02-21T12:01:43","modified_gmt":"2026-02-21T17:01:43","slug":"land-crab","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2026\/02\/16\/land-crab\/","title":{"rendered":"land crab"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We were lounging on the outdoor bed (yes, there was an outdoor bed, perfect for napping), and Doug was trying to orient me:\u00a0 the office is there, the parking area is there, etc.\u00a0 Then I cut him off and said\u00a0 &#8220;And the crab is there.&#8221;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/02\/unnamed-1-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6884\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/02\/unnamed-1-2-500x381.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"381\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/02\/unnamed-1-2-500x381.jpg 500w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/02\/unnamed-1-2-200x152.jpg 200w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/02\/unnamed-1-2-768x585.jpg 768w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2026\/02\/unnamed-1-2.jpg 896w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We were lounging on the outdoor bed (yes, there was an outdoor bed, perfect for napping), and Doug was trying to orient me:\u00a0 the office is there, the parking area is there, etc.\u00a0 Then I cut him off and said\u00a0 &#8220;And the crab is there.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6883"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6885,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6883\/revisions\/6885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}