{"id":6781,"date":"2025-12-30T12:31:01","date_gmt":"2025-12-30T17:31:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=6781"},"modified":"2025-12-31T12:32:27","modified_gmt":"2025-12-31T17:32:27","slug":"squish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2025\/12\/30\/squish\/","title":{"rendered":"squish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Had the annual boob squish today.\u00a0 After the radiologist took a front view, she turned me for the side, and realized\u00a0 &#8220;Oh!\u00a0 I&#8217;m just going to grab my bigger paddle.&#8221;\u00a0 \u00a0Yep.\u00a0 Heard that before.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/12\/PXL_20251230_195854353-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6782\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/12\/PXL_20251230_195854353-500x376.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"376\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/12\/PXL_20251230_195854353-500x376.jpg 500w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/12\/PXL_20251230_195854353-1024x771.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/12\/PXL_20251230_195854353-200x151.jpg 200w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/12\/PXL_20251230_195854353-768x578.jpg 768w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/12\/PXL_20251230_195854353-1536x1157.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/12\/PXL_20251230_195854353-2048x1542.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had the annual boob squish today.\u00a0 After the radiologist took a front view, she turned me for the side, and realized\u00a0 &#8220;Oh!\u00a0 I&#8217;m just going to grab my bigger paddle.&#8221;\u00a0 \u00a0Yep.\u00a0 Heard that before.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6781","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6781"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6781\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6783,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6781\/revisions\/6783"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6781"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6781"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}