{"id":6499,"date":"2025-09-16T18:33:25","date_gmt":"2025-09-16T22:33:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=6499"},"modified":"2025-09-17T08:35:09","modified_gmt":"2025-09-17T12:35:09","slug":"just-a-fork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2025\/09\/16\/just-a-fork\/","title":{"rendered":"just a fork"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a reason why this fork is amusing to me.\u00a0 It&#8217;s not mine.\u00a0 When I was unpacking from this year&#8217;s Vineyard vacation, I discovered I had &#8220;stolen&#8221; it from the rental house.\u00a0 Now I need to remember to bring it back next year.<br \/>\n(Last year, Roz went home with a washcloth. So it&#8217;s not just me.)<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6500\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/09\/PXL_20250917_115542621-500x376.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"376\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/09\/PXL_20250917_115542621-500x376.jpg 500w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/09\/PXL_20250917_115542621-1024x771.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/09\/PXL_20250917_115542621-200x151.jpg 200w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/09\/PXL_20250917_115542621-768x578.jpg 768w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/09\/PXL_20250917_115542621-1536x1157.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/09\/PXL_20250917_115542621-2048x1542.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a reason why this fork is amusing to me.\u00a0 It&#8217;s not mine.\u00a0 When I was unpacking from this year&#8217;s Vineyard vacation, I discovered I had &#8220;stolen&#8221; it from the rental house.\u00a0 Now I need to remember to bring it back next year. (Last year, Roz went home with a washcloth. So it&#8217;s not just &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2025\/09\/16\/just-a-fork\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">just a fork<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6499"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6501,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6499\/revisions\/6501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}