{"id":6202,"date":"2025-03-22T15:37:34","date_gmt":"2025-03-22T19:37:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=6202"},"modified":"2025-03-27T15:39:04","modified_gmt":"2025-03-27T19:39:04","slug":"aliens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2025\/03\/22\/aliens\/","title":{"rendered":"aliens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My neighbor&#8217;s lawn has this big scar on it.\u00a0 The only possible explanation I can think of is that a flying saucer came to a landing in their front yard.\u00a0 What else could it possibly be?<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/03\/PXL_20250322_171726608-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6203\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/03\/PXL_20250322_171726608-460x500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"460\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/03\/PXL_20250322_171726608-460x500.jpg 460w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/03\/PXL_20250322_171726608-941x1024.jpg 941w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/03\/PXL_20250322_171726608-184x200.jpg 184w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/03\/PXL_20250322_171726608-768x836.jpg 768w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/03\/PXL_20250322_171726608-1412x1536.jpg 1412w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2025\/03\/PXL_20250322_171726608-1883x2048.jpg 1883w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My neighbor&#8217;s lawn has this big scar on it.\u00a0 The only possible explanation I can think of is that a flying saucer came to a landing in their front yard.\u00a0 What else could it possibly be?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6202"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6204,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6202\/revisions\/6204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}