{"id":5978,"date":"2024-08-29T17:13:44","date_gmt":"2024-08-29T21:13:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=5978"},"modified":"2024-09-06T11:34:39","modified_gmt":"2024-09-06T15:34:39","slug":"dont-open-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2024\/08\/29\/dont-open-it\/","title":{"rendered":"don&#8217;t open it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve all seen movies with the creepy hatch in the floor.\u00a0 Any idiot knows it&#8217;s a bad idea to open it.\u00a0 So we didn&#8217;t open this one in the bathroom of our rental house.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2024\/09\/PXL_20240829_134754705-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5979\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2024\/09\/PXL_20240829_134754705-500x411.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"411\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2024\/09\/PXL_20240829_134754705-500x411.jpg 500w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2024\/09\/PXL_20240829_134754705-1024x842.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2024\/09\/PXL_20240829_134754705-200x164.jpg 200w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2024\/09\/PXL_20240829_134754705-768x631.jpg 768w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2024\/09\/PXL_20240829_134754705-1536x1263.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2024\/09\/PXL_20240829_134754705-2048x1683.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve all seen movies with the creepy hatch in the floor.\u00a0 Any idiot knows it&#8217;s a bad idea to open it.\u00a0 So we didn&#8217;t open this one in the bathroom of our rental house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5978"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5980,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5978\/revisions\/5980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}