{"id":5711,"date":"2023-03-11T13:23:04","date_gmt":"2023-03-11T18:23:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=5711"},"modified":"2023-03-11T13:23:04","modified_gmt":"2023-03-11T18:23:04","slug":"jellybeans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2023\/03\/11\/jellybeans\/","title":{"rendered":"jellybeans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;What&#8217;d you do this afternoon, Lis?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh,\u00a0 you know, just sorted an entire bag of jelly beans.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Happy that my new job still has me doing weird stuff.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2023\/03\/PXL_20230311_164531495-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5712\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2023\/03\/PXL_20230311_164531495-500x389.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"389\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2023\/03\/PXL_20230311_164531495-500x389.jpg 500w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2023\/03\/PXL_20230311_164531495-1024x797.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2023\/03\/PXL_20230311_164531495-200x156.jpg 200w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2023\/03\/PXL_20230311_164531495-768x598.jpg 768w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2023\/03\/PXL_20230311_164531495-1536x1196.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2023\/03\/PXL_20230311_164531495-2048x1595.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;What&#8217;d you do this afternoon, Lis?&#8221; &#8220;Oh,\u00a0 you know, just sorted an entire bag of jelly beans.&#8221; Happy that my new job still has me doing weird stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5711"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5713,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5711\/revisions\/5713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}