{"id":5703,"date":"2022-12-02T19:24:50","date_gmt":"2022-12-03T00:24:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=5703"},"modified":"2022-12-02T19:24:50","modified_gmt":"2022-12-03T00:24:50","slug":"pants-magic-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2022\/12\/02\/pants-magic-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"pants, magic pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had practically forgotten the Kickstarter campaign for these pants.\u00a0 What\u00a0 makes them magic, you ask?\u00a0 They zip all the way around, so if you have to pee in the woods (as I often do), you don&#8217;t have to drop trou and leave\u00a0 your ass hanging out.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221202_233613719-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5704\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221202_233613719-376x500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"376\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221202_233613719-376x500.jpg 376w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221202_233613719-771x1024.jpg 771w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221202_233613719-151x200.jpg 151w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221202_233613719-768x1020.jpg 768w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221202_233613719-1157x1536.jpg 1157w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221202_233613719-1542x2048.jpg 1542w, http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2022\/12\/PXL_20221202_233613719-scaled.jpg 1928w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 376px) 100vw, 376px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had practically forgotten the Kickstarter campaign for these pants.\u00a0 What\u00a0 makes them magic, you ask?\u00a0 They zip all the way around, so if you have to pee in the woods (as I often do), you don&#8217;t have to drop trou and leave\u00a0 your ass hanging out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5703"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5705,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5703\/revisions\/5705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}