{"id":5447,"date":"2021-07-12T14:31:33","date_gmt":"2021-07-12T18:31:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/?p=5447"},"modified":"2021-07-12T14:31:33","modified_gmt":"2021-07-12T18:31:33","slug":"immaculate-conception","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2021\/07\/12\/immaculate-conception\/","title":{"rendered":"immaculate conception"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For days, Ollie has been under his log.\u00a0 Hasn&#8217;t budged.\u00a0 Usually that means he&#8217;s shedding, but he just shed a few weeks ago.\u00a0 So today, I stomped in there, told him I&#8217;d had enough, opened the tank&#8230;.and found this.\u00a0 And now I am totally flipping out.\u00a0 Flipping&#8230;the&#8230; fuck&#8230;out&#8230;..<br \/>\n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2021\/07\/DLZ_2667-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5448\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2021\/07\/DLZ_2667-500x333.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2021\/07\/DLZ_2667-500x333.jpg 500w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2021\/07\/DLZ_2667-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2021\/07\/DLZ_2667-200x133.jpg 200w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2021\/07\/DLZ_2667-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2021\/07\/DLZ_2667-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/8\/2021\/07\/DLZ_2667-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For days, Ollie has been under his log.\u00a0 Hasn&#8217;t budged.\u00a0 Usually that means he&#8217;s shedding, but he just shed a few weeks ago.\u00a0 So today, I stomped in there, told him I&#8217;d had enough, opened the tank&#8230;.and found this.\u00a0 And now I am totally flipping out.\u00a0 Flipping&#8230;the&#8230; fuck&#8230;out&#8230;.. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5447"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5449,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5447\/revisions\/5449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}