{"id":512,"date":"2010-11-05T18:05:25","date_gmt":"2010-11-05T18:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2010\/11\/05\/a_can_of_heart_attack_anyone\/"},"modified":"2010-11-05T18:05:25","modified_gmt":"2010-11-05T18:05:25","slug":"a_can_of_heart_attack_anyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/2010\/11\/05\/a_can_of_heart_attack_anyone\/","title":{"rendered":"a can of heart attack, anyone?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q:&nbsp; what&#8217;s worse than a full 48oz can of Crisco?<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/lis_project_365\/assets_c\/2010\/11\/IMG_3186-3204.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.parkercat.org\/lis_project_365\/assets_c\/2010\/11\/IMG_3186-thumb-512x386-3204.jpg\" alt=\"November 5 2010\" class=\"mt-image-none\" height=\"386\" width=\"512\" \/><\/a><br \/>A:&nbsp; an empty 48oz can of Crisco. <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q:&nbsp; what&#8217;s worse than a full 48oz can of Crisco?A:&nbsp; an empty 48oz can of Crisco.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=512"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.parkercat.org\/lis365\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}